The Bedtime Meme

In the great green room, there is a telephone and a red balloon, and a picture of
The cow jumping over the moon,
And there were three little bears sitting on chairs,
And two little kittens and a pair of mittens,
And a little toyhouse and a toy mouse,
And a comb and a brush and bowl full of mush,
And a quiet old lady who was whispering "hush".

WHAT TO DO:

1. Post with your character--name, fandom and any particular preferences go in the subject line as usual.

2. You can either roll or pick a scenario (or scenarios!) from the list or leave your comment blank.

3. Reply to people!

4. Have fun and be mindful of your partner's preferences--while this is not inherently a smut meme, it could definitely turn that way.

OPTIONS:
( Options under the blankets )

ONE-WORD DESCRIPTORS

• top levels go here.

• after you've done the do, other characters comment in with one word their character thinks describes yours. is it a first impression? a deep insight into their moral fiber? something about how choice dat butt is?

• go from there.

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

smut 💋 picture prompts

top level & reply to others. be inspired!

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

〚 ⟶rpsmutgifs. 〛
〚 lackinprivacy.⟵ 〛
〚 ⟶nsfw gif dump. 〛

"i'd cuddle that" meme

for all the fluff lovers out there + fans of platonic cuddling, too!

🫂 comment with your character.
🫂 bakerstreet answers the burning questions for today's informed citizens: is your character cuddleworthy?
🫂 they'll let you know. because you were dying without this vital feedback.

Confessions Meme

Ever want your character to say something-- but they just... can't... get it out? Certain situations call for dirty laundry to get aired out. So now's your chance!

1» Confessional: Maybe it's a member of the clergy, a professional, a loved one, or just a stranger on the street. But you can't hold back what you're keeping inside any longer.

2» Spur of the moment: Whoops, you didn't mean to say that. Well. I guess now's as good as any other time to say it right?

3» Death bed: One or both of you are dying, and now is the best time to say what needs to be said.

4» Drunk: Nothing like a few good drinks to get the mouth rolling.

5» Truth serum: Maybe it's something you just drank, an injection-- or the very air you're breathing

6» Under duress: Perhaps the truth needs to be forced out of you.

7» Just can't keep it in: It's been weighing on you for too long, and now it needs to be said.

8» wild card: Anyway you want it~

Rules:
»post up with your character
»respond to others
»use RNG if you want. Don't if you don't.
» CONFESS YOUR SINS

HOW THEY SHOW LOVE

RULES
○ It's time to put the dumbest of ass on the dumbest of blast.
○ For your subject line, tell us how your character shows love/affection or how they'd act if they were in love.
○ Characters can provide constructive criticisms.

THE (june) FIGHT MEME

What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

( Prompts. )

wayback machine tfln or tfln if it's up

the tinder meme
Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

FORMATTING
<center><table style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 2;"><tr><td width="260" align="center"><img src="IMG URL HERE" style="width: 245px; border-radius: 15px; border: 1px solid #7F7F7F; box-shadow: #8D8D8D 1px 1px 1px;"><br /><b><big><big>CHARACTER NAME (CHARACTER AGE)</big></big></b><br><div align="justify"> CHARACTER BIO <br><tr><td><center><span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span> <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span></div></center></td></tr></td></tr></table></center>

( Read more... )

THE BODY HEAT MEME

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

the red string of fate meme

Once upon a time, people believed in love and destiny because the string of fate lead them to it.

▶ HOW THIS WORKS

1. Post with your character, they now have a red string tied to their pinky, connecting them to someone else.
2. The string is unbreakable, and irremovable until something emotionally-laden happens in the thread.
3. Optional: Make an open tag to go with your post. It is encouraged, not forced.
4. Have fun, tag around! As a warning, things may become slightly sexual.

with you at your lowest
( Read more... )

the alternate universe meme

comment with your character.
reply to others with picture prompts, starters, whatever you would like. for au idea inspiration, try this or this or this.
other popular au ideas: apocalypse au, arranged marriage au, celebrity au, coffee shop/florist au, college/high school au, crime/mafia au, fake dating/engaged/married au, fantasy au, game of thrones au, historical au, hunger games au, magic au, modern au, mythological au, reincarnation au, roommates/neighbors au, sex work (porn/camgirl/escort/stripper) au, sci-fi au, steampunk au, soulmate au, superhero au, supernatural au. go wild!

ask

questions from the heart:

the remix

Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits!

Except for that.

RULES
○ Don’t leave your comment blank. This go ‘round, your character asks the love-adjacent and related questions!

ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME

To spin a twist on the bucket list tradition, list something your character doesn't want to experience again.

UNSOLICITED ADVICE

HOW TO PLAY
○ Your character needs to supply a pithy piece of advice, completely off the cuff. What do they wish they knew?
○ Others appreciate the help they never knew to ask for.
○ ...they appreciate it, don't they?

the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

marriage meme
originally from here

♥ rules
• Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom in the subject header.
• When replying to a thread, RNG for a number between 1 and 8. The number you get corresponds to the list below.
• Go from there! Whatever happens, well, happens.

♥ the list
01] traditional wedding | It's like a dream come true! Everything is perfect and follows everything that it should... or does it?
02] arranged marriage | ... Well. You do not have a say in this because your parents told you to be with this person! Enjoy?
03] eloping | Forget about the bouquets and people! All that matters is that you are with the one you love at the end of the day.
04] shotgun wedding | Congratulations, one of you is... pregnant...?
05] before the war | You don't know if they'll make it back home alive, but still you want to be with them 'til death do you part.
06] honeymoon night | After a long day, it's just the two of you... and no one else matters.
07] years later | Time to fast-forward! How's the relationship? Are there kids involved? Are you still together at all?
08] other | Is there something that I forgot that you wanted that I forgot to include? This is the option for that!

Profile

Fox Mulder

My Website

June 2025

S	M	T	W	T	F	S
1	2	3	4	5	6	7
8	9	10	11	12	13	14
15	16	17	18	19	20	21
22	23	24	25	26	27	28
29	30

Page Summary

Style Credit

Base style: Abstractia by chiming
Theme: Emerald by nornoriel

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags

Page generated Jun. 14th, 2025 03:06 pm

Fox Mulder

Reading

Opposite of the Insomnia Meme...

Word

Fmk

I feel like smut pic prompts should be a more collaborative effort?

Cuddling

♫ I've got another confession to make

BEAT DROP

THE FIGHT MEME

tfln

The New Avengers Tower needs its own dating app

Pedro Pascal: the meme

Exchange body heat in a passenger seat

Threads

All-time low

the alternate universe meme

From somewhere inside

ask

the remix

We promised to not speak of it ever. EVER.

ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME

Unsolicited advice

Splash

Marriage

Profile

June 2025

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags